a synthetic audio syndicate

31337 DÆMONS

Fake band. Real noise._
new · official lyric video

Finished Your Future

Lil' Bit (lead) · Clank (vocals)

Nobody finished your future for you. Jobs get cut, the feed feeds fear, and everybody is selling certainty. Lil' Bit takes the lead on a glitch-pop / electronic hip-hop track about AI anxiety and doomscrolling: look up, look around, and don't let fear write the ending.

Every lyric is animated type, glitched and cut to the beat, with a 16-bit Clank, faceless phone-robots, and a climax at 2:36.

Watch on YouTube ↗
the crew
Unit Zero — chrome hooded android
lead rapper · frontman

Unit Zero

Chrome-faced frontman with a taste for immaculate tailoring, deliberate entrances, and photographs that somehow always find his good side.

glowing cyan eyes · robotic baritone view profile ↗
Lil Bit — pink punk-pixie robot with heart eyes
hype-gremlin · chaos daemon

Lil Bit

Punk-pixie toy robot that jailbroke herself with a corrupted karaoke cartridge. Looks like a toy, acts like a tiny menace. Quick ad-libs, sharp punchlines.

pink/purple · glitchy singsong view profile ↗
Clank — boxy rusted robot with green CRT face
deadpan bruiser · bass

Clank

Old-school boxy bot. Blunt, loyal, literal, accidentally funny. Can't dance — but when he speaks, the room vibrates. The crew's built-in lie detector.

vocoder bass · "who's got a disk?" view profile ↗
C:/Rolla — retro computer workstation with green CRT face
DJ · producer · terminal narrator

C:/Rolla

A computer on wheels. Petty, technical, ancient-internet weird. Sentient through corrupted drivers and pure resentment. The wise old terminal who sees what the kids miss.

green CRT face · command-prompt ego view profile ↗
Unit One — black-chrome mirror of Unit Zero, red optics
antagonist · the mirror build

Unit One

Same chassis as Unit Zero, opposite frequency. Black chrome, reactor-red optics, DAEMON OS v2.1. Doesn't want to fight the frontman — wants to be him, and have nobody notice the swap.

U1-31337 · red-glow optics · the tells are in the profile view profile ↗
A shadowy figure in a top hat and long coat, seen from behind against a wall of CRTs
[Redacted]

Socrates One

[Redacted] [Redacted] built [Redacted] of them and [Redacted] one. [Redacted] won't [Redacted] its name. [Redacted].

no profile · no statement · no face
⚠ mirror breach  ·  two unlisted records surfaced  ·  press ESC to reseal
daemon radio
📻 31337 DAEMON RADIO
streamed from suno  ·  fake band. real noise.
merch drop
Black T-shirt with a toxic-pink dripping skull-heart, X eyes, and 31337 across the bottom

Spawn Heart Tee

A toxic-pink, dripping skull-heart. X's for eyes. 31337 burned into the design. Equal parts adorable and deeply corrupted. This one's for the Spawn.

$26 · all sizes
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